1) Thought for life : We all love to spend lots of money for buying new clothes but never realise that best times are enjoyed without clothes....

2) Phul ki tarah haste raho to hum khush hai. Dil kholkar jeete raho to hum khush hai, ye nahi kehte ki roj milo, bas kisi din yaad karliya karo to hum khush hai.

3) A vry sexy & attractve female Employee meets her boss & says,"SIR WIL U PLZ REMOVE ONE THING FRM my Breast?
BOSS:WOW! Wat's that? She says....your eye

4) 1 ladki chatri repair karwane gai
Dukandar bola upar ka kapda utarna padega niche danda dalna padega
Ladki -jo marji wo karo par pani ander nahi anna chahiye..

5) Foolo me hasin gulab he.Padhai ke liye jaruri kitab he,,Duniya me har sawal ka jawab he. Agar koi tumse mere bare me puche, to kehana wo lajawab he.(bcoz I'm really Lajawab)