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1)Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi, Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy
se keh gaye...
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2) Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main...phir Rikshaa kar
lenge..
3) Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam DELHI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..
4) Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko
seeng maara
abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya
5) Tu ne mere man se khela,
Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,
Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,
.....
Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..)
6) Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye.
7) Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita
8) Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
9) aasman mein char tare
aasman mein char tare
do tumhare do hamare
10) Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
11) Sometimes when u cry, no one sees ur tears. When
u r hurt no one sees ur pain. When u r happy no one
sees ur smile But just FART n see how they all stare
at u
12) I thought of suicide. Went 2 railway track. Got
sms from U. After reading, I thought 2 live! U inspired
me. A useless dude, like U is alive, Y shud i die.
13) ,*'*, * ( c ' ? * >-- </")Dear God,Jo
is sms ko pad raha hai use dunia ki hr khushi dena.BecozDukhi
hogi to meri hi jaan khaegi,Apka kya jayega..
14) Ye dunia badi jaalim hai....Rahne do, button dabane
se nahi badlegi.
15) I Dropped a Coin in the Wishing Well and Prayed
for a Smart N Intelligent Friend.And God Gifted Me,"YOU"
and Said,.....Itne Paise mein AISA hi Milega!!!
16) SriKrishna ne gita me kaha haikaliyug me ek karmayogi
dost hoga jo sms karte rahega aur dusra papi sirf padhke
muskurayega.Has papi has.
17) PAPAD aur JHAPAD mein kya farak hai.
Khake dekho pata chal jayega.
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