Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. he was carrying the Passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidentally,the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found the same on the floor of the bus. Politely, he asked the saree clad female, standing in front of him, "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph" The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted in a hospital.

A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate

Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?"

The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...." Saint Peter lets him in without another word.

In aptitude test : River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.

INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.

Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap ne puchha arre kya kar rahe ho?”
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Two Sardars were walking together.
1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain.
2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi ye hi bol raha tha.

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
Doctor: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: Y did she slapped ?
Santa: On her T-shirt was written Press, so I just pressed