2) Arz kiya hai.........
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah! wah!)

3) Arz kiya hai.........
Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke Adha piya aur adha chod diya
Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke Adha piya aur adha chod diya
Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar
Nahin koi Vim Bar
Jo thodasa lagaya aur bas hogaya.......!!

4) Arz kiya hai.......
Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad
Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad"(wah-wah)

5) Farmaya hai........
Log ishq karte hain,
Bade shor ke saath.
Log ishq karte hain,
Bade shor ke saath,
Humne bhi kiya,
Bade zor ke saath.
Magar ab karenge,
Thoda gaur ke saath.
Kyonki kal usko dekha,
Kisiaur ke saath.
(kya baat hai! kya baat hai!)

6) Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
"dhyan se suniye"
jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga!

7) Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
aur lonely hain
company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
aur lonely hain
problem ye hai ki bus voh
read only hain
(ha! ha! ha! bahut badhiya!)

8) Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye

9) Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya
to hum dead hain.
woh samajhte hain dil tod diya
to hum dead hain,
woh nahin jaante ki is dil mein
aur kitne thread hain
(bas, aur mat hasaiye. hum pagal ho jayenge!)

10) Tumhare samne hain itney item
kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
hamare pyar ke icon pe
kabhi to tum double click karo
(uffffff! haste-haste thak gaye)

11) Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning
roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 error but 5 warning
kya baat hai! maan gaye janab!
"kise?"

12) Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
syahi mat samajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se
syahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka sample liya tha,
mera mat samajhna.

13) Friendship is like FEVICOL - toote nahin
Love is like cold drink -Ye Dil Maange More
Girlfriend is like detergent - Pehle istemal
karo phir vishwaas karo.

14) Wo shayad ab bhi hame chahte hain,
tabhi to hame dekhkar yun muskurate hain.
Ye to uske bacchhe hi kameene hain,
jo hame MAMA-MAMA bulate hain!

15) Ek yug tha jab log apne
ghar ke dwar par
likhte the “Atithi Devo Bhavâ€.
Phir likhne lage “Shubh Labhâ€
Phir “U R WELCOMEâ€
Aur ab likthe hain
“Kutton Se Saawdhaanâ€!

16) Aapka yunhi muskurana yaah rahega,
Chahton ka yeh Zamana yaad rahega,
Aapke saath hamari khusyian banate hai hum,
Aapke kandhon pe aansoon bahate hai hum,
hamare dard main aapka yunhi haath thaamna yaad rahega,
woh pyaaar se hume samjana yaad rahega.

17) Mere... Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...

18) Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..