1) There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. - Unknown

2) Women, if they are tested, are tested for patience. - Isak Dineson

3) I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. - Anonymous

4) Frailty, thy name is woman! - William Shakespeare

5) For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

6) Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

7) When the candles are out all women are fair. - Plutarch

8) If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things. - Plato

9) Funny business, a woman's career: the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: being - Joseph L. Mankiewicz

10) I hate women because they always know where things are. - James Thurber

11) Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another. - George Bernard Shaw

12) An english professor wrote the words "A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and asked the students to punctuate it. The men write: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."The women wrote:"A woman, without her, man is nothing."